Removal van spotted, ready to assist Rishi!

A Renault Master removal van has been spotted, ready to assist Rishi Sunak in case he faces an imminent departure from Downing Street. Bearing the cheeky phrase ‘Moving in a hurry? We’ve got space for everything… including a Sky dish’ in reference to Rishi’s infamous reply when asked if he’d gone without anything growing up, the vehicle appears to be ready to go as soon as the Prime Minister is.

A spokesperson for Renault said: “Nobody likes moving, but a spacious, economical and refined van like the Renault Master is perfect for ensuring that none of life’s essentials get left behind, even when you have to leave in a hurry.”